Dan got hit by a bus. Or, actually, Dan hit a bus. With his bicycle. He broke himself real good. Hear that story, plus one involving a young raccoon (that's dying), a drug dealer doing something wildly stupid (you really would think they'd be more careful), and 2 stories about being a marine. Sound good? Good, because that's what you're getting in this episode of "What the F's a Sparkle Picnic" (or, "Tell Me A Story I Love You". Whichever. Same thing.).
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